Funny predictions for cookies for the New Year

2024 Author: Priscilla Miln | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-16 00:21

New Year is a fun, family holiday, when everyone gathers at the same table and gives each other not only gifts, but also just a good mood. Divination games are a very fun element of the holiday that always resonates with guests.

At the same time, forget about trying to create a natal chart or a serious prophecy. Studying fate can completely spoil the mood, especially if the forecast does not match expectations. But comic divination always goes with a bang. Today we will talk about how to make funny cookie predictions.

Fun attributes

To make this game even more interesting, you can dress up one of the guests as a gypsy. Throughout the evening, he can be the leader. Then the holiday will not develop into a banal dinner. For example, he can prepare a deck of cards with playful prophecies printed on the back. And when it comes to tea drinking, special sweets come in handy. Funny predictions for cookies must be prepared in advance. This will be a fun finale to the festive evening.

Different options

If there is very little time left, or you are not strong in cooking, then you can do without cookies. At the same time, there will be a surprise for the guests. You can simply print comic predictions, fold them into sweets and distribute them to guests. There will be no less pleasure. There are other options:

• Write prophecies on small greeting cards. Then they can be folded into one box and invited guests to pull out one at a time.
• You can put glasses on one tray, and stick a sticker with numbers on the bottom of each of them. You need to tell about this when the guests have already taken apart the glasses. As a result, it will be possible to distribute predictions according to the numbers that have fallen.

But anyway, funny cookie predictions are best impressing guests when they take them out of homemade cakes.

Dough recipe

What is this dessert? This is a sweet pastry, inside of which there is a folded piece of paper. Here the main task of the hostess is to knead the dough in such a way that the paper does not dry out during baking. Therefore, pay special attention to its composition and method of preparation. There is a tried and tested recipe that includes:

• egg whites - 3 pcs;
• vanilla extract;
• cinnamon;
• butter - 50 g;
• starch - 1 tablespoon;
• flour to make a thin, creamy dough.

Funny cookie predictions need to be prepared in advance. Print and cut them into strips. Now you can start the dough. For thisBeat egg whites until fluffy and carefully fold in all ingredients. Now you need to draw the paper by drawing circles on it. It remains only to put a spoonful of dough into each of them and bake in the oven.

You can replace this dough with a classic biscuit. To do this, beat 4 eggs with a glass of sugar and add a glass of flour. Otherwise, the technology does not change. Now the most difficult moment. While the cookies are warm, you need to put a strip with a prediction in the center and wrap it with a roll, and then bend it in half. Fold into a mold with sides to cool completely. After that, the cookies will no longer unfold. Now you can put it on a large dish, where it will wait for the guests.

Prophecy texts

Much depends on how cheerful and friendly the company is. The more people, the better the tea party. Funny texts for fortune cookies need to be prepared in advance so that on the last day you don’t have to painfully invent something. And the first thing that can be suggested is the name of the movies. Before reading the note, the guest should say "Next year is waiting for me." The list can be anything, for example:

• Armageddon.
• Game of Thrones.
• Monsters Inc.
• Midnight in Paris.
• Sex and the city.
• Fatal Attraction.
• Wedding Planner.
• Legally Blonde.
• Breaking Bad.

Here, in principle, the more the better. But, if it is very difficult, then you can stop at the listedlist. In any case, guests can't eat cookies forever, and there are many more ideas.

Do not forget about domestic paintings. "Office Romance", "Big Break". Funny predictions for cookies for the New Year are also good because the guests unanimously pick up and develop the prophecy that the person has inherited. The result is an eventful evening.

From movies to songs

Also a very good option. Not only does it not require a lot of imagination, because everything has long been sung for you, but it also makes it possible to beat the prediction in an interesting way. For example, a person should not only read it, but also sing this song. Funny wishes for fortune cookies can be drawn from variety works indefinitely. Here are some examples:

• Million, million, million scarlet roses.
• I'm free as a bird in the sky.
• Dad bought a car.
• Oh, I feel girls going on a spree. Oh, I'll go on a spree.

And then you can remember the songs that are popular in your family. Invite your friends to help you make it easier to come up with ideas together. Better yet, get out an old tape recorder and cassettes. That's where ideas will pour in from a cornucopia.

Comic Wishes

If above we gave examples of how to make predictions for the coming year, now we will talk about good parting words. Cookies with funny predictions and wishes are a sea of laughter and a great mood for the whole evening. The main thing is to have enough tea. Texts can be, for example:

• The best time to put these cookies back.
• I'm out of sorts today, ask another cookie.
• You'll be hungry again in an hour.

Such statements are perceived very well in a warm company. Usually even a month later, guests remember especially successful jokes.

• You won't be satisfied with one cookie - eat more.
• What a country, they even talk about pastries here.
• And why is the neighbor on the right smiling so sarcastically?
• Oops, you ate the wrong cookie.

Show your own imagination. Sometimes, just a few hours before the holiday, the presenter manages to interview guests and make an excellent selection of comic wishes. At the same time, no one guesses that soon all this will be returned to them.

Parting words

Before the New Year, we all have grandiose plans for the future. Why not make fun cookie fortune telling? Funny phrases will not only help you have a fun New Year's Eve, but may also become a motto in the future. Who knows, suddenly this will allow you to reach new heights. You can prepare phrases like these:

• Get what you want.
• You need to live today.
• The path to the stars begins with one step.
• Stop is a step back.

As you can see: the tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it. Maybe a parting word given in a comic form will help you discover something new. Do not take it seriously, because the end goal is just to have a good evening, have fun andlaugh.

Predictions for kids

It's very good to make a separate dish for the guys too. You can't really think of anything here. Wishes can be:

• Be the first always and everywhere.
• Get A's in school.
• Be proud for parents.
• Win competitions.
• Be the best.

On the one hand - common truths. But, on the other hand, this is what we sometimes lack in life. For someone to tell us once again: "you are the best." In addition, children can arrange a competition to see who collects the most wishes. Therefore, it is best to stock up on more cookies. And then paste the parting words received in a notebook, let them remind the child of the goals for the whole year.

Cookie shape

You can bake products in the form of a rose, an asterisk and the like from their simple shortcrust pastry. Wrap the prescription strips around and secure with a stapler. You can follow the scheme described above or apply the original method. A heart cookie will contain a kiss prediction, an asterisk means a dance with a chosen one. Round cookies - they will step on your foot. And so on. Here you have to fantasize on your own.

Be sure to try to make such a surprise for guests on the next holiday. Usually, no one even expects to find fortune wishes in cookies. Funny texts will make your holiday unforgettable.

Instead of a conclusion

There are at least two ways to surprise guests with suchpredictions. In the first case, you will have to bake cookies and put notes in it. In the second, you can safely prepare classic shortbread cookies in advance, and put ribbons with wishes on them. There is no difference in the end. Just don't bake round cookies. From them, the belt with wishes will fall, and the whole feature of the evening can go down the drain. Although, don’t say anything, but getting a note directly from the inside of a confectionery product is much more interesting than just unpacking the cookies and reading what is written on the wrapper. But the holiday is yours, the decision too.