Anniversary Tale. Remade fairy tales for the anniversary. Fairy tales-impromptu for the anniversary

2024 Author: Priscilla Miln | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-16 00:21

Any holiday will become a million times more interesting if a fairy tale is included in its script. At the anniversary, it can be presented in a pre-prepared form. Competitions are often held during the performance - they should be organically integrated into the plot. But an impromptu fairy tale for an anniversary is also appropriate.

The characters of "Flies-Tsokotuhi" in a new way

Often, guests present cool fairy tales for an anniversary. A reworked work by Korney Chukovsky, which is known to everyone from early childhood, is suitable for a woman. Familiar and even slightly boring stories, presented from a different perspective, arouse genuine interest and contagious laughter from the audience. And "Fly-Sokotuha" - this will be exactly the fairy tale for the anniversary, which will appeal to everyone without exception.

The following heroes participate in the reworking tale proposed here:

• Fly-sokotuha, the lady is pleasant in all respects, sociable and hospitable.
• Grandma Bee, lady,who considers herself smarter than everyone.
• Dragonfly, a slender elegant beauty, impregnable and proud, about which all men dream, but are afraid even to speak to her.
• Moth, a charming young man, tacitly recognized as the sex symbol of the local flood.
• Flea 1, Fly's school friend.
• Flea 2, colleague.
• Flea 3, neighbor in the stairwell.
• Mosquito-hero, an outwardly nondescript man with a deep inner world, an extremely well-read and modest young man.
• Spider, harmful and vicious bailiff.

To make the presented fairy tale for the anniversary of a woman more funny, artists should be selected according to the principle: “The more it doesn’t fit, the better.” That is, women are suitable for male roles and vice versa. And if the main character, a lady pleasant in all respects, will be performed by a man, this fact alone will cause the audience to laugh amicably.

Stage costumes

When inventing funny fairy tales for a woman's anniversary, it should be borne in mind that this part of preparing for the drawing of a miniature is extremely important. The success of the dramatization depends half on how creative the characters look. Therefore, in order for the presented fairy tale for the anniversary of a woman to be funny and humorous, you need to choose the right stage costumes.

For example, Dragonfly. Everyone agrees that a thick middle-aged man with an emerging or rather prominent belly will play a charming slim girl? She must be indress with a deep neckline and oversized dark glasses. Grandmother Bee is best entrusted to a young man, wrapping him in a shawl, putting on a long wide skirt and wearing thick-rimmed glasses on his nose.

With special care, you should approach the manufacture of the Spider suit. It will require sleeves from old robes and several pairs of gloves. The entire structure will need to be stuffed with padding polyester, pieces of foam rubber or cotton wool, you can insert wire frames inside the sleeves-paws.

"Fly-clatter" - the exit of the main character

The dramatization begins with the words of the presenter:

Cool fairy tales for the anniversary

The guests were cooking - look, don't be shy!

Now the artists will tell us

About Mukha and a scene will be shown.

So this Fly

(Not an old woman at all)

Somehow I was walking down the street.

And now on the road, Looking at my feet, Beauty found the money.

Without thinking long, Forgot about the debt –

Tear down what you find and give away.

I just decided

What a weird b

Invite guests to visit.

Since today it has become fashionable to play musical fairy tales-jokes for an anniversary, it is appropriate to beat the appearance of the Fly-sokotuha with Verka Serduchka's soundtrack about how she found the pie. The heroine should dance a little to this tune.

Flea Exits

The scene-fairy tale on the anniversary of the woman continues to be shown, and one by one the characters of the play being played out enter the stage.

Presenter:

Fleafirst came –

I brought soap to the fly.

Fly loudly, smiling from ear to ear:

- Come on, godfather!

(Whispers) God didn't give her a mind!

Who gives soap?

Fool fool!

Continues loudly:

- What a beauty you are!

I like your dress!!!

Presenter:

Tlea number two has arrived, Fly brought a cake.

Fly - loudly, smiling still charming:

- Come in, sit down quickly, It's my birthday!

Sneaky whisper to the side:

- Brought a cake, why?

Knows I don't eat it!

Everything goes wild…

Out, belly like a ball!

Loud and affectionate:

- Oh, what boots

At the trendy Flea!

Presenter:

Here and Flea Three came –

Brought nothing.

Twitter-fly (talks loudly and smiles sweetly):

- Hello dear neighbor!

You're pretty as sweet!

(Angry whisper to the side):

- I've come to eat here

For free… (Loudly) You can sit down

At the window. Not blowing?

(Whispers) Still won't blow you away –

Won, after all, how much has increased

Kilograms of fat is power!

Moth on stage

Very often played jokes for an anniversary, where loved ones gather and there are no children, can be somewhat ambiguous. And here the Moth appears on the stage, according to the presenter, "a charming young man, tacitly recognized as the sex symbol of the localspill". However, his young girl portrays - this also hides irony. And since today people increasingly prefer musical fairy tales for an anniversary, it is appropriate to accompany the Moth's exit with a song. Of course, the words in it will be new, but it is better to take the melody from the famous hit Such, for example, can be the song "Oh my God, what a man!"

Moth carries a huge bouquet of flowers and sings:

- Oh my god, what a fly!

Beauty clatter!

How I want a daughter from you

And buckwheat honey barrel.

I also want a new Mercy -

You're cute, you're a peach!

Moth falls on her knee in front of the birthday girl and hands her a bouquet. The fly is embarrassed and answers him in tune with a song to the tune "The chrysanthemums in the garden have faded a long time ago":

- Ah, my knight, cowboy, Giving my heart…

You are my dream, my hero!

I'm burning with passion!!!

Dragonfly and Granny Bee Exit

And here appears "a slender, elegant beauty, impregnable and proud, about which all men dream, but are afraid to even speak" (according to the text of the presenter). In reality, the Dragonfly is performed by a mature man, if possible without signs of harmony at all. Her release is accompanied by a song- alteration to the melody "I'm ready to kiss the sand", in which the pronoun "your" is replaced by "mine". She is sad and even wipes her tears with a handkerchief.

Moth notices a new target for his charms, compares them both with his eyes,snatches a bouquet from an enthusiastic Fly and hurries to the Dragonfly. His romance is already repeated for her.

I'm not a waste man…

I want a car from you!

I want a cool car, Apartment and cottage!

The all-knowing Granny Bee enters the stage with a loose sock in one hand and binoculars in the other. The phonogram "Grandma-old woman" is playing. She, approaching the Moth and his ladies almost closely, carefully examines each through binoculars from top to bottom. Then he takes out his phone, takes a photo of Mukha and dials a number.

Fight between Spider and Mosquito

Spider enters the stage, loudly singing a song to the tune of "Our service is both dangerous and difficult."

The bailiff service is dangerous and difficult, But it is immediately visible to everyone.

If someone is somewhere with us sometimes

Something won't pay, We, taking him by the throat with one hand, Already in the pocket we fumble with the second hand, Let him yell "Enough!"

Spider notices the Fly, takes out the phone, compares it with the photo, nods in satisfaction and heads towards the Fly. Grandma Bee is happy, claps her hands, bows to the Spider and leaves.

Spider:

- Madame, we've heard a rumor…

You have a sin!

Here is the message: Fly, Nicknamed Tsokotuha, Somehow I was walking down the street.

And now on the road, Looking at my feet, The citizen found the money.

Without thinking long, Forgot about the debt –

Tear down what you found andgive away.

I just decided

What a weird b

Invite guests to visit.

Well, was it?

Fly:

- Leave alone!

Go away, please God!

Spider:

- Yes, I would love to, Only after all, the treasure must be given to our treasury!

Spider grabs food from the table, puts it in his bag, which hangs on his side. There he puts the rings and bracelets taken from the hands of the Dragonfly, gifts from the guests, then pushes the Fleas off the chairs, folds them and also tries to take them with him. But then Komarik appears. Then you can play according to Chukovsky's fairy tale.

"Sleeping Beauty" - actors

Most often, remade fairy tales have a grand success. For the anniversary of a young married man, in whose family the computer and the Internet are not the last place, Sleeping Beauty is perfect. The plot can be based on Pushkin's style. The fairy tale itself, presented to the man for the anniversary, may well develop according to its own, unique pattern.

The presenter reads the text, and the artists appointed by him or volunteered from among the guests perform the actions that are offered to them in the course of the plot. To make this fairy tale scene funny, played out by the guests for the anniversary, it is recommended to distribute the roles in the following order: a beautiful wife (an aged man), a business travel spouse (a young girl), a neighbor (a young man), a computer (a woman aged).

Preparatory stage before improvisation

Playingremade fairy tales for the anniversary today often. And to make everything look colorful, you should prepare the attributes in advance: a backpack, a fishing rod and fishing boots for a "business trip"; a scarf for tears measuring 60 X 60 cm, on which it is written about its purpose; a box with slots for the eyes, depicting a monitor, a cord from the keyboard must fit to it; a three-liter jar with the inscription "For s alt".

"Sleeping Beauty" - Beginning

The fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it –

Good fellow lesson:

Leaving - leave, But buddy don't forget

Call your wife, Smilies came more often, Virtual confessions, Emails

And free gifts

Unbranded in Odnoklassniki

You can send it now, That is, to fulfill your duty.

Anniversary Tale - Act One

Text from the author read by presenter:

The husband and his wife said goodbye, Equipped for a business trip, And the wife is alone

Sat down to wait. And Compa

I've already looked through my eyes –

He is silent! What's up?!

And fell asleep in a dead sleep…

Right there - at the Computer.

Summer has already been replaced by a blizzard –

Sleeping soundly wife:

It can be seen that she is a virus

Here was infected.

He moved in from the Internet

He dug into the body of a woman

Right in the heart! There's a neighbor

I knocked on her door for s alt, Looked around and… stayed.

He despised the Internet, Because I did not know that soon

He will get a lot of grief

Through your ignorance.

Husband showed up… “Yo-my!” -

He screamed. Neighbor at once

Punched right in the eye!

He choked on his tea, Sneezed, swayed

And he fell into a chair, Smitten by a friendly meeting.

"Sleeping Beauty" - act two

The presenter continues reading the text, and the fairy tale scene, presented for the anniversary, is impromptu played by the guests.

The husband rushed to his wife, Even kissed. Struggling

Still did not bring benefits.

Sleeping wife. "Well, go to sleep" -

So he said. “Bad luck…

How to be here? And the husband to the country

Gone for reflection.

Did something stupid again!

Sleeping Beauty Act Three

It should be clarified that impromptu fairy tales for an anniversary should be played with maximum irony. Therefore, inanimate objects with human traits and habits are usually the main characters in the plot. And since a fairy tale is presented for the anniversary of a man, then some frivolity and erotica will be quite appropriate in the acting.

And the wife sleeps blissfully.

The computer is next to her. No doubt

In sleep mode he was -

Husband forgot to turn it off

This complex machine, He was not happy with himself!

The incident happened here –

The computer suddenly turned on, Looked around and… fell in love!

I wouldn't fall in lovejust a fool, Our computer was not a simpleton…

Knew our Comp a lot of tales, Knew how modest bunnies can be

To seduce with impudent flattery, And which ones - and slander.

And without wasting a minute, Whispers to the lady: My bunny!

You make me crazy!”

That's when the lady woke up, Sweetly stretched, I looked around slowly

And she said: “Good, Nothing to say, mistress!

Someone calls me a bunny, Well, why am I sitting here

Yes, I look around?

My husband won't say that forever –

I know his breed!

And the neighbor is useless –

He needs s alt.”

Suddenly looked at the monitor –

I guessed what it was!

“Well, my computer, say

Put everything on the shelves!

Where is my husband, answer me, wandering, Where did you hide from your wife?”

The computer answered her:

There he was where he is not

Now, and now in the country!”

Yes, my friend, that's bad luck.

He is far away, you are near –

Let me sit closer!”

"Sleeping Beauty" - fourth act, final

When playing impromptu jokes for an anniversary, actors must have an excellent sense of humor, because you need to be able to cheer up the whole company with the help of facial expressions and gestures. Therefore, at this point, the host should make a short pause, allowing the artists to show a picture of the Computer and the Spouse flirting. The absurdity of the situation itself is quite ironic, and if the actors have a good sense of humorthis scene could be super funny.

My wife's soul sang.

But… the door creaked softly, And here came the husband! Let everyone

Remembers what suddenly one day

Anything can happen –

And a wife can fall in love.

Not always your enemy is a neighbor, And sometimes the Internet!

We wish the hero of the day:

To live together with my wife for a couple, Be he althy for many years

Do not interfere with the Internet

Their friendship, love, fellowship…

Oops sorry message

They sent me "for soap" here!

Goodbye! (Here the presenter addresses the artists) Jumped?